I like to pretend that I have Tourette Syndrome so I can cuss in public. Today I went wild on a crowded elevator.
Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.
I started reading an article on Stockholm syndrome.
At first it was terrible, but by the end, I found amazing.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
So I wanted to withdraw some money.
Have to try again later because for some reason I can‘t ATM.
My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up
It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
What did they name the disorder when they discovered double amputees developed a rare form of narcolepsy?
When is the best time in the morning to withdraw cash?
What do you call a person who is having withdrawals after stopping using drugs?
I'm reading a book titled "The Stockholm Syndrome."
I hated it at first, but now I love it.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:
Cheery Bowel Syndrome
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)
The list is endless and frightening
My wife mentioned that our baby chews everything. I told her that he's really going to cost us money.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
With everyone in lockdown, cases of Stuckhome syndrome are significantly increasing.
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
I had a nerve conduction test
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
Initially, I despised sheltering in place, but now I love it!
I think it’s Stuck-home Syndrome
Do you know how common the "Tom Jones Syndrome" is?
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
I want to train a dog to make bank deposits
Training them to make withdrawals just seems a bit too far fetched.
What do birds with Down Syndrome have?
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
I joined a club for people with Tourettes Syndrome
It took me 4 hours to get sworn in
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome
The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it
what does a pasta have when it thinks its not tasty?
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
I just read an interesting book on Restless Leg Syndrome
And I thought you might get a kick out of it.
What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?
I made a dad joke generator
I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:
https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/
I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.
I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?
They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.
I won an award for Excelling with Impostor Syndrome
But I don't feel like I deserve it.
When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
I decided to withdraw all my money in my bank account into coins
I really need some change in my life
ATM message after a failed Comedian tried to withdrawal from his account-
"Cannot withdrawal, insufficient puns."
Having been stuck at home for quarantine, my wife started having this recurring nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it Stalk Home syndrome.
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I started liking it
Being stuck at home during lockdown, I keep having these nightmares that my house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it the stalk home syndrome.
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