I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
The Satara Parallel government in Maharashtra from August 1943 to May 1946 against British rule was a legendary chapter in the glorious freedom struggle of India. It was an armed offshoot of the 1942 Quit India movement, like the parallel governments in Midnapore in Bengal, Bhagalpur in Bihar, Ballia in Uttar Pradesh and Basudevpur in Odisha.
The leader of the Satara Parallel government was βKratisimhaβ Nana Patil (1900-1976), who later joined the Communist Party and was elected to the Lok Sabha on the CPI ticket from Satara in 1957 and again from Beed in 1967. Nana Patil was also elected national president of the All India Kisan Sabha (AIKS) at its 13th conference at Dahanu in Thane district in May 1955. He was one of the towering leaders of the Samyukta Maharashtra Movement.
British rule was effectively overthrown in large parts of Satara district (now bifurcated into Satara and Sangli districts) of Western Maharashtra during those three years. The Parallel government (Prati Sarkar) movement was a guerrilla type of struggle, and it operated in over 150 villages with solid peasant support. There were raids on taluka treasuries and armouries. The Prati Sarkar took over many of the functions of the government.
This Parallel government established many public utilities like a market system, supply and distribution of food-grains and a judicial system to settle disputes and penalise dacoits and robbers, pawnbrokers and money lenders. Law and order was entirely in its hands. Under this government an army was formed named Toofan Sena. It fought the imperial government by attacking its major establishments like the railways and postal department.
Nana Patil was influenced by Mahatma Phuleβs Satyashodhak ideology and Rajarshi Shahu Maharajβs work for social justice. He worked towards social reform through various means like establishing the frugal style of marriage ceremonies, propagation of education, establishing libraries, eradicating superstitions, de-addiction of the rural populace, etc.
Some of Nana Patilβs closest comrades-in-arms in the Satara Prati Sarkar were Nagnath Naikwadi (Anna), Β G D Lad (Bapu), Nathaji Lad and Kisan Ahir (who was martyred).
Nagnath Naikwadi (Anna) was born on July 15, 1922 in a farmer's family inΒ Walva. At a young age, he joined theΒ Quit India movement and came in contact with Nana Patil.Β During the early 1940s, he and his colleagues resorted to armed actions against British rule.
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Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
TW: Homicide, Abusive Relationships, Animal Death/Murder.
Thanks to /u/SharnaRanwan for the idea of the post.
Salman Khan is one of the premier actors in Bollywood, which in turn is one of the premier movie markets in the world. Anyone that has any sort of cursory knowledge of Bollywood will know of Khan, and for good reason - his movies are almost guaranteed to be smash hits at the box office, with him breaking opening week records time and time again. His movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan is the 3rd highest grossing Bollywood movie ever, and he also holds spot 8 and 11 on this list; basically, he's a big deal in Indian media. He's also one of its most controversial figures, as we'll soon discuss.
A STAR IS BORN
I think it's worth a look as to why Khan rose to such stardom, because it helps contextualize why he seems to be made of Teflon when it comes to either public or legal consequences ever sticking to him.
India is a much more socialist nation than many realize. One of the strongest allies of the Republic in it's earliest years was the USSR, and our first prime minister, PM Nehru, was a strong believer in socialism. Socialism's perceived necessity is easy to understand when you realize just how much of India languished in poverty after the colonial period and the social and economic strain of the partition. In these years, few entertainment luxuries were afforded to the poor of India, but chief among them was movies. Early theaters in the Indian republic were not repurposed opera houses or huge multi-theater cineplexes, but humble single-screen operations with cheap prices of entry, showing movies detailing the struggle of the everyman. However, India was not immune to the worldwide economic bust of the 70s, and it wasn't until the 90s, when India decided to take on a more capitalistic market, that things returned to the upswing. The theaters, and the topics of the movies themselves, became much more opulent, reflecting the newfound success of the Indian economy. But capitalism comes with capitalistic problems - namely, the widening of the wealth gap. Those same poor moviegoers remained poor when the urban rich thrived, and eventually became priced out of movie theaters that were screening movies they couldn't even relate to.
So how does Khan relate to this?
Salman Khan refused to go along wi
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
