My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....

WOW....I'm cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.

He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.

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At which US state did the great depression start?

Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Someone broke into my house and stole my anti depression pills

I hope they're happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why did the chicken with depression cross the road?

To apply to KFC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftRadio0
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.

They just want to like, dye.

(OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My doctor recently prescribed me some anti-gravity pills for my depression.

They have been extremely up lifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orrboy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.

The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErinMcCloud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Viagra is the worst medicine for depression.

Because everything will get only harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrokraj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Depression is real
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Maths gave depression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oracle_3605
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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The Grape Depression by Berried Alive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pielewis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Almost every button has dealt with depression at some point in their lives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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They say depression runs in my family

I guess I have blue genes

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My friend's doctor told him that his depression is coming from the state he's been in recently.

He's been in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godlike6700
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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How does an electrician cure depression?

He uses shock therapy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Depression starter pack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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Upgrading to the latest version of Microsoft Office can cure your depression.

It really improves your Outlook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?

Because it's not that hard to stay positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-a-stegosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My old friend is doing bycicle tricks to cope with his depression...

He is wheelie sad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyRyzeMain
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My therapist told me apathy is a symptom of depression.

Doesn’t seem like a problem to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I would make a joke about depression...

But that would be suicidal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear_change
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?

One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why do little, sharp sticks got depression?

cause life shard

:D

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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What's the difference between a depression and a recession?

A recession is when you lose your job, a depression is what happens when I lose mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zreichez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The worst part about having depression is masturbating; clearly nuttin's going to come of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darksoulsborne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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So a rubber company was hit hard by the Great Depression...

They bounced back though so it's all good.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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It was good when I got rid of my depression

Everyone said it was out of the blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luke88mph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Read a sad news article about rising depression statistics amongst dwarves

Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClownPrinceOfMime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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You know what they say about depression...

Only 1 of the 7 dwarfs was happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berTolioliO
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.

Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westerbypl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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