It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
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I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
The fourth couldnβt afford to because she was Po.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
Bench Shapiro.
Because every morning it wanted him to get woke
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
They had to denominator.
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
LED Zeppelin.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
For example
- I ate my friend's lunch
- I ate my friend's colon
UNEEDCHEF
...Two Testis.
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.
Now, though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from the Department of Defense. As licensed broadcasters they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them the nukes were flying and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. What, though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?
Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.
Bert, always the consummate professional, turned away from the window as the first explosion split the distant horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt, and brushed his hair back. He would meet his fiery death with dignity.
He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"
Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He looked into Bert's face and saw the closeness they shared, the strength of their relationship, forged over the years. He took a deep breath and spoke quietly:
"With your eyes, Bert."
He said no.
Poetry.
A barberqueue
Curiosity killed the cat :(
It's for all in tents and porpoises
A car-pet.
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Prose and Cons
A skele-ton!
Heβs assembling his cabinet.
..... oof !!
K9P
Terrible joke, only three stars.
..a duel meaning.
