A list of puns related to "Dentil"
I have some dentil molding in my house that I'm going to paint but going at it with a brush seems like it would be a major headache. I was considering using a hvlp spray gun, then doing the ceilings and walls after. After some research it seems these can be tricky to use properly without much experience.
Anyone have a good method for painting this type of intricate molding?
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I had a piece broken in the installation process of my roof. The roofers are going to cover the cost but I need to know if anyone recognizes this product, know how to get more, or has a great solution to visible fix my issue.
I live in the mid-Atlantic, more specifically VA.
Please any help finding a replacement piece or an idea of how to fix this alternatively will be much appreciated!
My neighborhood is in Southcentral Pennsylvania and there are a lot of Downy Woodpeckers in the area. These birds love pecking holes into the polyurethane dentil moulding on the freeze boards in the whole neighborhood. My wife hung bird scare tape out the top of a window to shoo the little guys away, but I don't like this a long-term solution. I think the woodpeckers like making holes in the Fypon because it is so soft compared to the wooden freeze board. I was wondering if anybody has a solution to this problem. In particular, is there a paint or coating that could be applied over the Fypon that would toughen it up? Or, is replacing it with real dentil moulding made of wood the only real solution?
How do you guys go about doing an oil finish (like danish oil) on and around a dentil molding? I am way ahead of myself, but will bbe making a mantle with some dentil trim and am just curious if there are tricks to this ... Thanks!
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
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She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
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10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
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He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
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Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
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