Denims Puns

A list of puns related to "Denims"

What's a group of 5 or more denim-clad dads hanging out called?

A jean pool.

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👤︎ u/usrnmeistakendammit
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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I’m sorry I can’t stop making jokes about denim

It’s in my jenes

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👤︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?

A jean pool

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👤︎ u/Payasin70
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?

Because they couldn't find their khakis.

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👤︎ u/squrr1
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a denim expert?

A jeanius.

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👤︎ u/flyingfishtaco
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call someone wearing denim?

Jean

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👤︎ u/GassyObama
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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Did you hear about the French man who always wore denim?

His name was Jean Jaquette.

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👤︎ u/Mack179
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a denim clad Frenchman?

Jean Jaquette

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👤︎ u/MelaninlyChallenged
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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My wife just made a denim handbag for herself

She said she should have made a video and had blue purse at the end.

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👤︎ u/Hmogrant
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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A Frenchman let a cat hug his denim pants

Jean Claude

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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To the man who invented denim pants

You're a jeanius

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👤︎ u/kevin38423198
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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"Seize the day" - Carp-In-Denim i.reddituploads.com/1ead3…
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👤︎ u/OhShitItsDatJew
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I wore a denim jacket over a denim shirt today...

some would say that is jeanius

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👤︎ u/livrrr
📅︎ Oct 17 2016
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What kind of pants does mario wear? Denim denim denim
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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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What did they call the person to invent denim?

In-jean-ious!

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👤︎ u/Archaetorrhi
📅︎ Oct 11 2015
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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

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👤︎ u/TrIpPeDoUtFoRk
📅︎ Jun 10 2015
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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

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👤︎ u/CDlele
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

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👤︎ u/epicjaja
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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What was the name of Michael Jackson's denim store?

Billie Jeans

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👤︎ u/ThisGuy32
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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