My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.

He made some very good points.

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📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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👤︎ u/eyamxi
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Saw a girl walking out of a store with a small piece of furniture, it was the demo model.

Told my step daughter that the girl had purchased a stool sample!

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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...

His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."

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📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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You want to see how fast I can destroy something?

I can give you a quick demo.

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📅︎ May 15 2013
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Hitler invents a time machine...

It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.

Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.

"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.

Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says

"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"

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👤︎ u/tomheist
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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What political party do dogs prefer?

The Re-pup-lican party. They hate the Demo-cats!

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📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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Too often my dad makes shitty jokes like this

We were taking a tour of a university and for the accomodation part of the tour they had a "demo" room so it was completely open plan and you could see everything. My dad asks the tour guide quite loudly "Do the actual rooms come with walls?"

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👤︎ u/jk1993
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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Dadjoked by the Nature Center Guide

Showing kids in the demo how to sex tagged birds in the wild, he explained that if the tag/band is on the left leg, it's a male; females have the tag on the other leg. "Even with birds, the females are always right."

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👤︎ u/Gatorflier
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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