Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Democratic System"
In one, it's your vote that counts, in the other: it's the Count that votes
Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote
You get them VERY ANGRY
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Dude 2: “Brochure”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
So I called her Bluff...
But they didn’t planet.
Atleast that's what she said in her diary.
It's because they drank the t
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I can’t believe I’ve been saying it wrong my whole life
If you ever accidentally smack your kid in the face and they say ow my eyes is blurry, or if they bump their face etc
Say “ah buddy u ok? Can u see? How many hands am I holding up?
Then proceed to hold up one hand with four fingers.
The kid will most often say 4. Then you make the dad face.
“4 hands!?!? Yah we might have a problem!”
Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
There were repercussions.
Bartender says, “That will be $20.20.”
But now I can look back and laugh.
A sketch pad
It was trivial per suit.
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