OPun (Open source Puns) database from my site released

Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.

I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).

Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dabberzx3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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I saw a great movie about databases.

I can’t wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
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Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...

French woman with Covid?

La Wheez.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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Data pointing to the database I manage makes for a top tier visual pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YourPolyGoddess
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Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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Digging deep into the database
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jellybear421
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The National Institute of Father's database was hacked into last night and all their jokes were stolen...

...it was the worst dada breach in its history.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingJohnHenry
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I'm an optometry student... I'm sure my dad has a database of eye related jokes stored up for when I talk about my course.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rawrrsica
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Database developer at my work...

Nerd1: You're going to get cancer if you have bad genes, doesn't matter what you do.

Nerd2: I'm not sure about that.

Dad: That's why I bought my jeans at the Gap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightlyintoxicated1
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheble003
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Want to know where I store all of my jokes?

In a dadabase....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techtornado
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How does one mine for data?

By quarrying a database!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antirabbit
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
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Do you know where all the dad jokes are stored?

in a DAD-A-BASE. get it..... dad a base. lol. lol. lol database. lol

just saw this on FB

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notMEdude73
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DontFuckWithMyMoney
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I saw a great movie about databases today.

I can't wait for the SQL

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farrukhsshah
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Saw a great movie last night about databases.

Can't wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xRubyyRed
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