I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why don't ghosts like rain on halloween?

It dampens theirs spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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R.I.P boiled water

You will be mist

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A dad joke of flooding proportions.

Me and my brother (looking after his son) having a conversation after I got back from a short holiday.

Me: I can't get into my house at the moment...

Brother: Why not?

Me: Turns out it flooded while I was away, hot water pipes burst...

Brother: That must have dampened the mood!

Brother proceeds to move his sons mouth into a mock laughing motion as he chuckles to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TatManTat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...

That will certainly dampen the spirits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benschmedium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why don’t ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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