Why canβt you do Schrodingerβs experiment on the surface of Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat.
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
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︎ May 17 2021
Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
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︎ May 20 2021
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.
I bet they're out of this world.
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︎ May 07 2021
Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: Thatβs pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What did the Mars rover say after it landed?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Get it ?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Did you hear they landed a rover on Mars?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
How does Nasa organize a party?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Looks like Earth & Mars are fighting again
Earth just told Mars to "get a life"
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︎ Feb 19 2021
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you call communist mars?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why can't cats live on mars
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I don't get why they call it a Samsung Galaxy.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Bruno Mars
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︎ May 04 2020
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Whatβs the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Mars: Iβm wet
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︎ May 29 2020
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Any good food puns related to sex?
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
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︎ May 07 2020
I finally found water on Mars
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Jean-Pierreβs dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Ocean
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Theyβre taking us to Mars
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Canβt wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if thereβs wife on Mars.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
They found a dead cat on Mars.
It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
There used to be a cat on Mars...
But then... Curiousity killed the cat.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did the Mars rover say after it landed?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didnβt planet.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why are there are no cats on Mars ?
Curiosity killed them all
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
How do you have a party in Space??
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