Dadas Puns

In a secret dad-a-base

Data

It turned out great but it's missing a home page.

I call it my Dad-a-base

He had unlimited dada.

I have been trying to give my kids a well rounded musical background. In the car with my daughter today listening to the radio and whitesnake came on. I said hey you know this song, it's whitesnake, sing it! She replied "no want to sing dada" So I said... Here I go again on my own

Guess where you hold all your dad jokes?

Before I could even reply she yelled “in the dada bank” and ran away.

Kinda speechless but also think my dad jokes are finally infiltrating her “dada bank” 🤞🏻😆

Crows simply drank at home

It was my intermission.

It's like a "DADa" base for corny jokes!

In the dad-a-base

A Dada breach

When he'd finished learning the codes for all the letters he said, "Did it, Dada."

Fiancé and I are walking down the stairs when I say something silly and she hits me.

Me: ASSAULT!

She stops in the middle of the staircase and throws back her head in a disgusted sigh...

Her: Go ahead... Say it...

Me: A PEPPER!!!

Edit: was supposed to be "Dad Joked".. Somehow it autocorrected to "Dada"...

Sure kid, I can do that...

http://i.imgur.com/TNUJEnm.png

Their dada base

Then I saw her face

“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

I have a dad-a-base.

until it’s fully groan.

Today is my cake day and I have been a dad for almost one full year. I have decided to finally post a dad joke. I'm an IT guy so I like this one.

Where do I store all my dad jokes?

On a Dada base.

Maybe there should be a "Dada"-base for these things...

Looking out the window, the baby saw a full moon on display in the nighttime sky. He pointed and exclaimed,
"Dada! Mooner!"

He loves dada.

in the dada-base.

In the Dada-base.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

Google-dada

Girlfriend is breastfeeding baby delatches to say hi to dada

Hey Banana want a milkshake?

shakes moms boobs

10/10 Best Dad Joke of my life.

My daughter crawls in the room and begins to bark, then says, "I'm a doggie!"

Yeah? Did you bring the Updawg?

"Uhmm... yeah."

No! You're supposed to say 'What's Updawg?'

"I dunno, Dada, whut's up witchoo?"

. . . I'll try it again in a couple of years.

Son: Dada, I want sumfin' to eat. Me: Oh are you hungry? Son: No Dada, I Malcolm.

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”

My son is learning about body parts:

Son: Dada you have a mouth

Me: Yes, son

Son: and Mama you have mouth?

Wife: Yes

Son: and this book have a mouth?

Wife: No. But it does have a spine.

...it was the worst dada breach in its history.

Her: "Dada, can you put my shoes on please?"
Me: "Ugh, I've told you a thousand times..."
grab shoes and start trying to jam my feet in them
Me: "They... don't... fit... me!"

My dad and I talking about some statistic

Me- "You need to just look at the data."

Dad-"Day-tuh." (correcting my pronunciation which he does any chance he can get)

Me-"Data."

Dad-"No, I'm dada."

Groans shared by his girlfriend and I while he cracks up.

From the original post title:

> My 3 year old made me run up the stairs after yelling, "Dada! There's a sea of water on the counter!"

I see what you did there, kid.

My daughter (who's 8) is already working on her Dad jokes. Just got this text:

> Dada! In Star Wars C3-PO was caught red handed! > > C3PO's hand was red! > > Anddddd I bet that he was caught by the empire red handed and got his red hand!

Never been prouder.

Dada

Data

From the dada-base. :)