Un Deux Trois Cat Sank.
OneTwoThree.
The Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
Her: Where is the 5th?
French guy: Cinq.
1 cat is counting “1,2,3” and the other cat is counting “Un, deux, trois” which cat wins?!??
Answer: The cat counting 1,2,3 because the “un, deux, trois cat sank…
Tunnel boring is kind of ... well, boring ... so the Eurotunnel publicity people thought it would be neat to show something on the surface when the tunnel opened. Because of the way the dual channel 'Chunnel' was excavated, with the tunnels meeting each other half-way, it was decided that two twin-hull ships should cross each other over the channel waters (one starting from Dover called "One Two Three - Go!" and once starting from Calais called "Un Duex Trois - Alles!").
The idea was for them to pass each other and set off confetti and so on for publicity reasons. Unfortunately the weather on the channel was so inclement to the catamarans that the Un Deux Trois cat' sank.
I didn't even know he was il
Because one egg is un oeuf.
CLAUDE!! 😂😂
Kim Jong Deux
They’re using Kim Jong Deux
But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.
just wait until you meet Kim Jong Deux!
A Two-Deux list.
Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.
Heard this one on the radio during the Sunday Puzzle segment on NPR's Weekend America yesterday. A grandfatherly contestant on the program (named Gérard) asked this riddle of NYTimes puzzlemaster and Yale enigmatologist Will Shortz:
"Two cats are competing to see who would win in a race swimming across the English Channel. The cats' names are One-Two-Three Cat and Un-Deux-Trois Cat. Who won?"
Shortz was stumped. The contestant answered the riddle saying:
"The English cat, One-Two-Three Cat won because Un-Deux-Trois-Quatre-Cinq."
Kim Jong-deux
deux!
Or you'll be in deep deux deux
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My son speaks french.
"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".
Kim Jong-Deux and Kim Jong-Trois
I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
Him: "This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six"
Me: "What happened to five?"
Him: "Cinq"
This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre and this is Six.
But when I asked him where his 5th one was he said "Cinq"
One cat is called ‘one two three’ and the other is called ‘ un deux trois’ Which cat won?
One two three because Un deux trois cat sank
The American cat was named One Two Three, and the French cat was named Un Deux Trois.
The American cat won, because the Un Deux Trois cat sank.
One is called 'one two three'. The other 'un deux trois'. Which cat won?
'one two three' won because 'un deux trois' cat sank.
The American cat’s name is “One Two Three”. The French cat’s name is “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
One Two Three.
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
Cat 1 was called 'one two three', cat 2 was called 'un Deux trois'...
Who won???
Cat 1. Because in Deux trois cat sank
The English cat braced herself, and said “One, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said “Un, deux, trois !” Cat sank.
One is called ‘one two three’ and the other is ‘in deux trois’. Which Cat won the race?
‘One two three’ because the ‘un deux trois’ cat sank.
One is called "one two three", the other is called "un deux trois". Who won?
"One two three" won because "un deux trois" cat sank
One cat was named "One Two Three", the other cat was named "Un Deux Trois". Which cat won?
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.
England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
Two Cats swimming the English Channel to France, one was called One Two Three and the other Un Deux Trois
which cat made it?
One Two Three because Un deux trois Cat Sank
