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Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?

He had no raisons to be...

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Mutterlein

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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My friends asked me why I’ve mysteriously been hanging grapes outside to dry.

I told them, “I have my raisins.”

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/rawlingstones

📅︎ Oct 05 2016

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