Czech People Puns

A list of puns related to "Czech People"

What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inFamouZ007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Yugoslavia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MicrowaveBurrito2568
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer...

I have a Czech one too...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Which one of your mates is the best at chess?

The Czech mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Did you hear what happened to the Turkey?

He didn't Czech his flight plans & ended up in Greece. Unfortunately, people were Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Czech Book

I used to carry my money in a English to Czech dictionary. When people would ask for money I would say "Sure. Let me grab my Czech Book."

I carried that book around for 3 months before I got to use that pun. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredelbow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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