I’m not sure what’s going on in my neighborhood with the trees. We went cycling today and there were trees everywhere and I don’t trust them.
They all seemed kind of shady.
Mods please delete if not allowed. Single dad here, my daughter and I started a company to up cycle all the pelts of the various canines killed by ranchers in the western US
Its called WearWolf.
Edit. Everything about this post is supposed to be a dadjoke. Just meant to lure you into the dadjoke trap. Based on the down votes, perhaps too good.
I don't wanna hear another word on the female menstrual cycle.
what is one veichle that can be weaponized legally
Many women who go to prison stop having their menstrual cycle...
but they usually get their period at the end of the sentence.
I’ve just seen a man with no arms cycle past me
I’m not sure of his name but his face rang a bell.
Got my whole family today, told them all I thought it was super cool that our boy’s bike is solar powered…
“What do you mean?”
“It’s powered by the son!”
well, its not tri-cycle at least
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What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?
Why didn't the programmer come out of the shower?
Because the shampoo bottle read: Apply, Lather, Rinse, Repeat
What did the river say when the dam got in its way?
Oh no! I'm gonna be lake!
you hear about the man who evaporated?
My 3-yr old went through the dadjoke cycle for the first time
She was in the middle of a tantrum. I asked her why she was crying, and she said "Because I'm so sad!"
I replied with the classic "Hi so sad, I'm dad."
She stopped crying for a sec, smiled, realized she had stopped crying and started smiling, and then got angry with herself for smiling. And resumed crying with a loud wail.
Can't wait to irritate her again!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
What do you call a TV show about the life cycle of chicken?
My wife asked for a larger iPad.
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike
I can either pre-rinse and run the 30-minute express dishwasher cycle, or throw them in crusty and run the full 2-hour cycle.
When dad rides his bike in the snow…
People say, “Look, there goes a pop-cycle!”
I got hit again by the same damn bicycle this morning, for a third day in a row.
I always hear stuff online about people breaking the cycle...
I honestly didnt think humans were so clumsy.
Given up on Cycling
Bikes just make me two-tired
Why do sanitation workers love to watch "The Biggest Loser?"
Because it's all about waist management.
My buddy has a cycling group, but they just ride around his house.
It’s called the Tour de Frank’s.
My friend is really, really into cycling..
.. A true cycle path, I tell you!
Just saw a 3yo cycling in my property.
I'm calling the cops to report a tres-passing
my dad died today because we could not remember his blood type.
His last words were "Be positive".
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They say she had a mean flow...
What motorcycle is most popular with comedians?
BREAKING NEWS: LAPD bust massive money laundering scheme.
Kingpins believed the Tides were turning in their favor and they had everything to Gain, but law enforcement threw them for a spin cycle, rinsed them out, and before long, it was All over.
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
my wife didn't believe me when I said I was going to make a bicycle out of macaroni.
You should have seen her face when I cycled pasta!
Don't get too possessive about plurals...
or you could start a cycle of apostrophe.
This Guys a Real Cycle-path
Every morning I get hit by the same bike…
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle
I guess you can call it a vicious cycle
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
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