Just to make sure that everyone is crystal clear.

I'm going to put my glasses on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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Can crystals be measured in units of liquid volume?

Quartz not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dissemblers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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In the Wizarding World you can buy two pairs of silicon dioxide crystals for one gold coin.

Because there are four quartz to a galleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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Returned my defective crystal ball to the shop.

They said they'd look into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilipWaterford
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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What is it called when you write a poem celebrating hollow rocks with crystals inside them?

A ge-ode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormPhyte
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2022
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Looks like a close case, evidence is crystal clear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Few_Eye6528
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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I won a trivia contest and the grand prize was a lifetime supply of Tabasco sauce.

I complained so much that they relented and gave me the whole bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerdefense
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2022
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My idea of a balanced diet...

Is a beer in each hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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(Are pictures required for posts? Idk.) Crystals cant breathe too well :)

What do you call a gem thats hard of breathing? An Asthmathyst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plazby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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I just watched a documentary on Crystal Meth.

I think all documentary should be watched this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What would you call crystals growing out of your skin?

Qwarts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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Why are skeletons such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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I've never trusted stairs.

There always up to something...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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what happened to the scientist that couldn't stop adding up the sides of precious gems?

They became addicted to crystal math

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dray_Gunn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2022
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what do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling?

Sean D'lear

What do you call his wife? Crystal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingConkerII
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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Dick jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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My boyfriend keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!".

Always Tolkien in his sleep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarcastic-being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2021
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happy crystal clear new year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickpang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?

1080 pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aldo712
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Have you heard about piezoelectric crystals?

They have a lot of untapped potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blckpythn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I dropped my Crystal Ball and it shattered.

I should've seen it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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I went to the psychic and accidentally broke her crystal ball.

It cost me a fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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How do you call the geometry of ionic lattices?

Crystal Math

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalarus
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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I bought a crystal ball from an auction recently...

I figured it must be worth a fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Will glass coffins ever be popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleimanb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfairy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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Adultery is a sin!
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A scientist ran up to me and hit me with a halite crystal and two voltaic cells

Somehow, I was charged with a salt and battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Two crystal balls on a table...

... one turns to the other and says, β€œI don’t know what she sees in you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_iAmHere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishrakefight1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Crystal Ball

If I had a crystal ball, I would sit very carefully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quepyas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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You might want to invest in Crystal balls

I'm told there is future in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_chupacabra611
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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In Canada Cinderella has a crystal boot

I guess you can say it's a boot a boot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080 Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpb11223344
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call crystal-clear urine?

1080P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Geologists do crystal math
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevbot0492
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What do you call crystal clear pee?

1080p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/recrafted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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