Just to make sure that everyone is crystal clear.
I'm going to put my glasses on.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Can crystals be measured in units of liquid volume?
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︎ Aug 11 2022
In the Wizarding World you can buy two pairs of silicon dioxide crystals for one gold coin.
Because there are four quartz to a galleon.
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︎ Sep 02 2022
Returned my defective crystal ball to the shop.
They said they'd look into it.
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︎ Jul 05 2022
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Mar 19 2022
What is it called when you write a poem celebrating hollow rocks with crystals inside them?
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︎ May 23 2022
Looks like a close case, evidence is crystal clear.
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︎ Oct 08 2021
I won a trivia contest and the grand prize was a lifetime supply of Tabasco sauce.
I complained so much that they relented and gave me the whole bottle.
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︎ Oct 13 2022
My idea of a balanced diet...
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︎ Nov 02 2022
(Are pictures required for posts? Idk.) Crystals cant breathe too well :)
What do you call a gem thats hard of breathing? An Asthmathyst!
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︎ Sep 19 2021
I just watched a documentary on Crystal Meth.
I think all documentary should be watched this way.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What would you call crystals growing out of your skin?
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︎ Jul 15 2021
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
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︎ Jan 16 2022
I've never trusted stairs.
There always up to something...
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︎ Aug 29 2022
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland
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︎ Jun 29 2021
what happened to the scientist that couldn't stop adding up the sides of precious gems?
They became addicted to crystal math
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︎ Jun 28 2022
what do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling?
Sean D'lear
What do you call his wife? Crystal
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︎ May 03 2022
Dick jokes
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︎ Mar 28 2021
My boyfriend keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!".
Always Tolkien in his sleep...
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︎ Aug 17 2021
happy crystal clear new year
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Have you heard about piezoelectric crystals?
They have a lot of untapped potential.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I dropped my Crystal Ball and it shattered.
I should've seen it coming.
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︎ Mar 30 2016
I went to the psychic and accidentally broke her crystal ball.
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︎ May 11 2018
How do you call the geometry of ionic lattices?
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︎ May 05 2022
I bought a crystal ball from an auction recently...
I figured it must be worth a fortune.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
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︎ Jul 25 2021
If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...
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︎ May 07 2014
Adultery is a sin!
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
A scientist ran up to me and hit me with a halite crystal and two voltaic cells
Somehow, I was charged with a salt and battery.
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︎ Jan 24 2018
Two crystal balls on a table...
... one turns to the other and says, βI donβt know what she sees in you.β
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︎ Jul 07 2018
The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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︎ Oct 16 2014
Crystal Ball
If I had a crystal ball, I would sit very carefully.
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︎ Sep 10 2017
You might want to invest in Crystal balls
I'm told there is future in it
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︎ Feb 12 2018
In Canada Cinderella has a crystal boot
I guess you can say it's a boot a boot
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︎ Feb 25 2015
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Oct 01 2021
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
What do you call crystal-clear urine?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Geologists do crystal math
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︎ Aug 09 2018
What do you call crystal clear pee?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
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