Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did the undefined cross the road?
Why did the preschooler cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. “Hey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was poultry in motion.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
My 8 year old brother made this one: How does the fish cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How should we know? It’s none of our business.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.
Why did the ninja cross the road?
He didn't. He was already ON the other side!
How did the mean turtle cross the road?
Im really at a cross roads here
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Happy turkey day everyone.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never really on your side.
Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To keep the herd moooving
Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?
To get in touch with the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
Why did the tomato cross the road?
Why did the limping Donkey cross the road ?...Ahh forget it.
.. Sorry for such a lame Ass joke.
How does a legless turtle cross the road? 🐢
Take the F out of free and take the F out of way.
Why did Jesus cross the road?
The power of Christ compelled him.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens haven’t evolved yet.
Why did the vampire cross the road?
He didn't vampire are afraid of crosses
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why did the sperm cross the road today?
Because I wore the wrong Socks on...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
(Courtesy of my son!)
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Why didn't skeleton cross the road
Because he didn't have the guts
Why was toilet paper wasn't able cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.
Courtesy of my step daughter.
Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
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