Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.

However, it was a melancholy baby.

(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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After failing as a teacher, my brother tried his hand at insect-arachnid cross-breeding.

I'm getting tired of his stupid ant-ticks!

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What do you get if you cross-breed an elephant with a kangaroo?

A dead kangaroo.

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Crossing Star Wars and Men's clothing, a rare breed of dad joke

Me: The new Star Wars villain's name is Kylo Ren

Dad: Yes his father is Ralph Lo Ren

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After he had completed the "Potato Battery" project in school...

...my father decided that he was going to create a new potato breed that could be utilized for bigger electrical needs and he planned to change the world. After much trial and error, he ended up cross-breeding a new hybrid potato that was powerful enough to be used in a car!

After much thought, he decided to name his new potato breed....

"Alter-tator"

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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?

A bloodhound.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?

β€˜Long time, no see!’

Why is Dracula so unpopular?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/

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