Croats are good but unmotivated and old. So, I guess 2;1
Never known this irl, but I've had a few Croats get their panties in a twist on Reddit for suggesting that Croatia is in the Balkans. Why?
They're seated next to each other the Serb having the aisle seat.
He gets comfortable for the flight and takes his shoes off, when one of the Croats says:
"Fuck, I'm thirsty, I could use a coke," he starts to get up, when the Serb interrupts him.
"No, no, no. Sit down, we're brothers, I'll get you a coke."
As soon as he's out of sight, the Croats picks up his shoe and spits in it. Upon his return, thanks the Serb.
The other Croats says:
"Fuck, seeing him drink this, it makes me want a coke."
"Hey it's okay, I'll get you a coke, we're brothers after all," says the Serb.
As soon as he leaves, the Croats spits in his other shoe. He comes back, thanks him.
The flight comes to an end, the Serb, putting his shoes on realizes what happened.
"Oh my god guys, c'mon! We're brothers, we speak the same language! We lived in the same country! We have practically the same culture! The wars were 30 years ago! How long is this going to go on for?! How much longer do we have to deal with this shit!? The spitting in the shoes, pissing in Cokes!"
I mean if youโre in Dalmatia and need to get to Slavonia, what would be the logistics? Do you go through customs at the Bosnian border then again at the Croatian border in the north or do you fly to avoid the customs or do you just drive around the whole country?
Also, which national football team do you support?
I voted the first option because there is no โresultsโ, so just know that the results are slightly skewed .
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IMO they look closer to Hungarians
As Bernd Fischer states in his book โBalkan Strongmen: Dictators and Authoritarian Rulers of South-Eastern Europeโ.
Here in Greece there are catholics in 2 aegean islands but theyโre a tiny minority, so tiny that most people have never heard about them.
I'm still mad about 2018
