Árpád Dynasty Puns

I’ve been doing some research on my family tree and found out that I’m related to the Hungarian prince Arpad and was interested in the Hungarian legend that he was the descendant (possibly great great great grandchild of Attila the Hun.

If the game was to be more historically accurate;

(Mazovia would have to be split in two, like Silesia was)

In 1444, after King Władysław III died at the battle of Varna, there was an interregnum...as we all know. During which the Polish nobles waited for the possible return of King Władysław. There was even a pretender (about whom there should be an event) trying to play himself as the fallen King. He was executed.

Afterwards a sejm (diet) was called. During it, the szlachta debated over who should be the New King of Poland. There were three main candidates: • Kazimierz Jagiellończyk (Grand Duke of Lithuania, King's brother) • Duke Bolesław IV of Warsaw-Mazovia • Margrave-Elector Frederick II of Brandenburg

I think another update should entail this as an event in which instead choosing Kazimierz vs a random noble, it should be among these 3 candidates, all of whom would become the King of Poland with either Lithuania, Warsaw-Mazovia or Brandenburg as a junior partner, as Lithuania becomes in the game itself when we choose Kazimierz. Perhaps the Polish mission tree could change depending on the choice of the King. Per say;

• If it's Lithuania, it stays mainly about forming the PLC. • If it's Brandenburg it's about conquering Brandenburgs neighbours.

• If it's Warsaw-Mazovia*, it's about the reunification of the Region and annexing the Teutons as 'Redeeming Konrad's mistake', as well as taking over Hungary and Bohemia with permanent claims, since the Piasts are the last remaining Old Dynasty (with the Hungarian Árpáds and Bohemian Premyšlids dead) they should be the ones to claim their kin's legacy-lands.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”