Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Mick Hucknalls mother used to read him bedtime stories every night and use different and creative voices for all the characters, but he hated it

He preferred it simply red

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specialkinthehowz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I don't trust artists

They're always so sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoloRush
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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BREAKING: Man caught painting at Comic Con arrested on suspicion of being a con artist.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Had a yen to be creative this weekend...

so I crafted a large numeral in the back garden. I chopped, sawed, planed, sanded, and painted that number till it looked amazing. My neighbour looked over the fence and enviously stated β€œNice one!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Why are there so few rich artists?

It's just the luck of the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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What do you call an artist in Colorado?

Pueblo Picasso

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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Before becoming famous as an escape artist, Harry Houdini focused more on disappearing acts.

He performed this using a complex set of trap doors. But it was just a stage he was going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grobmyer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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What do you call a Punjabi dubstep artist from Bilbao?

Sikh Basque.

Another: What do you call rapping root vegetables from the Indian State of Punjab?

Sikh beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronicJeremyIrons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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today there was an artist found dead by the police

the details are a little sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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A man walks into a tattoo parlour holding a small bird in his hands. The tattoo artist looks at him, confused.

The man asked, "Tit for tat?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehhzuulaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Why did the artist make out with a canvas?

It was their best painting to date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soft_Maximum_2388
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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I’m seeing an artist today

Need my blood drawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadofalex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money

Very Sketchy People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarsrstt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call a superhero that is also a trapeze artist?

AcroBatman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saosin713
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Did you see in the news, that artist who varnished his girlfriend with cheese?

Double Gloucester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thing3218
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Want to know why I'm not a trapeze artist anymore?

They let me go.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.

I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBCrew614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat

What a load of bologna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr33nphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefoxclady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Who is Canada’s favourite rap artist?

Dr Dr-eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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When I was young I was a graffiti artist and had my name all over the city but as I got older I thought "This has to stop".

"The writing's on the wall."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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When I was first learning Photoshop I got a bit creative. I could hear my friends roll their eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Germerican1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1biglebowski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?

Prose and Cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeFittyy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Friend: β€œHow’s your job at the travel agency?”

Me: β€œTerrible. I’m not going anywhere”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a sock design artist?

A Sock Drawer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lingerfickin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?

A crack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhansieu1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Temp Agency: So, can you do retail?

Lizard: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What can you say about a HIP-HOP ARTIST that performs the music of TODAY?

Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.

(That joke was 2 punny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma_fucks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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What is a clown fish's favorite artist?

Eminemone

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zp003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My wife's an artist so I tried to impress her by painting her picture but she just got really upset

I guess she liked how it looked originally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lineworksboston
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I was at the recruitment agency and the consultant asked me what I thought of voluntary work?

I wouldn't do it if you paid me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwarrentine424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body

I gave her a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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You shouldn't trust artists

They're kinda sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?

Tit for tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ancil5199
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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