I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?
Their resistance was feudal.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
Why did the clam lose his court case?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
What’s the best thing to wear for a court ?
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
Friend of mine asked why I took a side job at the bakery
I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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