Dead weight!
John Dough
It will be memory foam
I have strong memories
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
βThatβs my jamβ
Of corpse they are.
Sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
No-body nose
They have deady issues
A Zoombie
The sign was a dead giveaway
Open Mike night.
Yeah, I dead Nazi that coming at all
it decade
A deathbed.
Of corpse, please come to a dead stop.
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
His specialty was the dead lift.
talk about a dead giveaway!
I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:
Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.
They join the Marine Corpse.
No body nose!
I never really liked Jim in the first place. But then I found out he was a necrophiliac, that was the final nail in the coffin for me
... but in corpse for real.
do they become part of the marine corpse?
My character and his companions are walking around a dwarven ruin when a conversation occurs between two of them that goes something like this:
"You hadn't written me since the day that explosion happened! If you had died in that I would've come and dug up your corpse just to kick your ass."
The NPC in question says "what would you have done if I had been cremated?"
"I would have kicked your ash"
No groans from the other NPCs occurred but mine was certainly audible from my room.
We were cleaning up the office and came across the corpse of a daddy longlegs spider.
She said "aww, a daddy longlegs!"
I replied "looks more like a dead-y longlegs to me."
Today over supper, we were talking about a cemetery nearby which was recently discovered to contain centuries-old tombstones buried along with the corpses underground. I found this to be strange since typically the tombstones are above ground. During the conversation, this happened:
Me: "Why did they bury them?"
Dad: "Because they were dead!"
... the tombstones dad.
