The New Order: Last Days of Europe
v1.2.0 “Toolbox Theory”
Major Additions
- Entirely reworked the economy mechanic, including but not limited to production, construction, and trade
- New laws menu, adjusted to TT changes (remade into smaller rectangles and with added sliders about policies effectiveness)
- Added a Foreign Policy mechanic to all Superpowers
- Added Proxy Conflicts to the Philippines, West Africa, the Maho campaign, Congo, Angola, Madagascar, Gazaland, and Malaysia
- Added the Oil Crisis conflicts, South Africa, the Iberian Wars, the Iranian Civil War, and the Indonesian Civil War to the Foreign Policy mechanic
- Added in new buildings and satisfaction and coverage mechanics for them
- Implemented over 100 subideologies for all ideologies
- Reworked the World Tension meter
- Reworked the Industry Research Tab
- Implemented a new Policy Effectiveness mechanic, denoting the effectiveness of a nation’s laws
- Reworked Long Yun content, and facelifted Lu Han content
- Added several new mechanics to Long Yun and Lu Han
- Added new endings to the Western Insurrection
- Rework and content expansion for Kaya
- Added a shared bills mechanic for all Japan PMs
- Order 44 has been heavily reworked
- Iberia now has a new, reworked economic tree
- Added a wartime and post-war devastation mechanic to the English Civil War
- Added wartime focus trees to the English Civil War
- Reworked pre-war trees to the English gov't and HMMLR
- Added 100 days of content to Arthur Chesterton's England and David Stirling's England
- Facelifted SBA content across the board, including a new collapse and facelifted mechanics
- Facelifted Burgundy’s content, including new mechanics and a new AI Collapse scenario, with unique responses for Germany and America
- Added a new Arcade Mode feature for completed campaigns
- Added a mechanic between America, Collaborationist England and Germany to determine which faction England joins
- Bennett has received a major facelift, rethinking how he personally feels about the Civil Rights Act and changing his foreign tree to establish the "Community of Free Nations"
- Reworked Brazil's Military trees, expanding the Sorbonne elections and adding two hardliner paths
- Totally facelifted the Comintern mechanic to no longer consist solely of spam for economic investment
- Added uranium deposits to the world map
Minor Additions
- Added Scotland and Norway to the country select screen
- Igor Shafarevich is now a wholesome c
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-18.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario October 18 update: 658 New Cases, 685 Recoveries, 5 Deaths, 40,850 tests (1.61% positive), Current ICUs: 76 (-1 vs. yesterday) (+19 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 7,862 (-1,578), 20,432 tests completed (2,600.4 per 100k in week) --> 18,854 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.83% / 1.51% / 1.68% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 164 / 195 / 195 (-7 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 282 / 353 / 353 (-30 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 375 / 482 / 466 (-53 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 373 / 481 / 464 (-55 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 415 (-12.1 vs. yesterday) (-114 or -21.6% vs. last week), (-303 or -42.2% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 3,846 (-52 vs. yesterday) (-645 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 145(-10), ICUs: 168(+4), Ventilated: 97(+4), [vs. last week: -20 / +13 / +0] - [Chart](https://docs.googl
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Nothing, it just waved
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-05.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode
** A lot of the vaccination data is from yesterday. Today's is not available.
> October 5, 2021: Due to a technical issue, some vaccination-related data is currently not available.
- Throwback Ontario October 5 update: 615 New Cases, 541 Recoveries, 5 Deaths, 38,196 tests (1.61% positive), Current ICUs: 48 (+0 vs. yesterday) (+13 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 17,885 (+8,571), 25,441 tests completed (2,986.3 per 100k in week) --> 34,012 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.69% / 1.82% / 1.89% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 170 / 237 / 248 (-63 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 313 / 421 / 437 (-100 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 437 / 572 / 596 (-131 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 429 / 576 / 605 (-152 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 576 (-5.3 vs. yesterday) (-29 or -4.8% vs. last week), (-181 or -23.9% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,734 (-270 vs. yesterday) (-528 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9Dj69YaiNQhvEpk81JHsyTACl0UXkWK5zfMNFe49Tq3VuN9Av-fuEZqV/pubchart?oid=1136841100&format=interac
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-13.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario October 13 update: 746 New Cases, 624 Recoveries, 9 Deaths, 31,233 tests (2.39% positive), Current ICUs: 65 (+7 vs. yesterday) (+20 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 16,051 (+6,888), 23,219 tests completed (2,655.0 per 100k in week) --> 30,107 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.32% / 1.78% / 1.78% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 106 / 200 / 234 (-108 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 213 / 371 / 420 (-179 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 308 / 499 / 570 (-215 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 306 / 500 / 573 (-218 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 500 (-24.3 vs. yesterday) (-73 or -12.8% vs. last week), (-214 or -30.0% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,136 (-233 vs. yesterday) (-443 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 242(+87), ICUs: 153(+4), Ventilated: 102(-2), [vs. last week: -38 / -3 / -1] - [Chart](https://docs
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-12.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts
- Throwback Ontario October 12 update: 807 New Cases, 668 Recoveries, 3 Deaths, 36,473 tests (2.21% positive), Current ICUs: 58 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+10 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 9,163 (+2,615), 18,280 tests completed (2,873.5 per 100k in week) --> 20,895 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.13% / 1.72% / 1.82% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 301 / 214 / 237 (+105 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 589 / 392 / 421 (+236 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 841 / 523 / 572 (+375 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 848 / 524 / 576 (+383 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 524 (-5.6 vs. yesterday) (-51 or -8.9% vs. last week), (-187 or -26.3% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,369 (-122 vs. yesterday) (-365 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 155(-10), ICUs: 149(-6), Ventilated: 104(+7), [vs. last week: -122 / -6 / +3] - [Chart](https://docs.g
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-28.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode
SORRY - MESSED UP THE PREVIOUS POST. THE POSITIVE RATE SHOULD BE 1.96% HERE
- Throwback Ontario September 28 update: 700 New Cases, 331 Recoveries, 1 Deaths, 41,111 tests (1.70% positive), Current ICUs: 35 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+5 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 19,835 (+10,529), 23,785 tests completed (3,018.6 per 100k in week) --> 34,314 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.58% / 1.89% / 2.37% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 143 / 248 / 331 (-122 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 258 / 437 / 556 (-205 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 409 / 596 / 709 (-211 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 466 / 605 / 710 (-155 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 605 (-15.4 vs. yesterday) (-104 or -14.7% vs. last week), (-82 or -12.0% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 5,262 (-364 vs. yesterday) (-916 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 315(+129), ICUs: 180(-4), Ventilated: 127(-3), [vs. last week: -15
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-09.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode
- Throwback Ontario October 9 update: 939 New Cases, 724 Recoveries, 5 Deaths, 44,914 tests (2.09% positive), Current ICUs: 52 (-1 vs. yesterday) (+8 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 16,225 (+2,232), 31,123 tests completed (3,041.8 per 100k in week) --> 33,355 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.10% / 1.69% / 1.95% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 265 / 225 / 254 (+27 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 505 / 406 / 437 (+92 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 656 / 544 / 595 (+105 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 654 / 544 / 606 (+102 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 544 (-7.1 vs. yesterday) (-62 or -10.3% vs. last week), (-178 or -24.7% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,592 (+75 vs. yesterday) (-429 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 258(-13), ICUs: 153(-1), Ventilated: 94(-3), [vs. last week: -16 / -9 / -16] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-01.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode
EDIT: 7 old 13 new Deaths
- Throwback Ontario October 1 update: 538 New Cases, 515 Recoveries, 3 Deaths, 39,646 tests (1.36% positive), Current ICUs: 41 (+2 vs. yesterday) (+8 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 14,067 (-3,702), 35,927 tests completed (2,985.5 per 100k in week) --> 32,225 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.86% / 1.88% / 2.07% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 473 / 238 / 288 (+261 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 931 / 425 / 502 (+558 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 1,299 / 585 / 655 (+794 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 1,315 / 597 / 655 (+801 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 597 (-8.4 vs. yesterday) (-57 or -8.8% vs. last week), (-103 or -14.8% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,969 (+22 vs. yesterday) (-778 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 278(-37), ICUs: 163(-8), Ventilated: 117(-2), [vs. last week: -30 / -30 / -17] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadshee
Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-29.pdf
Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode
- Throwback Ontario September 29 update: 554 New Cases, 323 Recoveries, 4 Deaths, 38,375 tests (1.44% positive), Current ICUs: 34 (-1 vs. yesterday) (+4 vs. last week)
Testing data: - Source
- Backlog: 19,128 (-707), 36,404 tests completed (2,982.4 per 100k in week) --> 35,697 swabbed
- Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.36% / 1.93% / 2.25% - Chart
Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date
- New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 222 / 257 / 316 (-26 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 369 / 447 / 533 (-68 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 496 / 601 / 690 (-100 vs. yesterday week avg)
- New cases - ALL episode dates: 495 / 610 / 691 (-110 vs. yesterday week avg)
Other data:
- 7 day average: 610 (+4.6 vs. yesterday) (-81 or -11.8% vs. last week), (-86 or -12.4% vs. 30 days ago)
- Active cases: 4,989 (-273 vs. yesterday) (-862 vs. last week) - Chart
- Current hospitalizations: 292(-23), ICUs: 172(-8), Ventilated: 123(-4), [vs. last week: -7 / -15 / -7] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi
