Don't eat Electrical cords
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︎ Dec 11 2022
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
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︎ Jan 15 2023
What's it called when you use an extension cord as a belt?
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︎ Dec 13 2022
Scientists recently grew human vocal cords in a petri dish
The results speak for themselves
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︎ Dec 29 2022
My son chewed on an electrical cord today.
Due to his current conduct, I had to ground him.
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︎ Sep 14 2022
What do you do with a child that has eaten electrical cords?
You ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Nov 24 2022
My 6 year old son wonβt stop chewing on electrical cords.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
My friend called me on the phone today and said that he changed his name to "Spinal Cord".
I told him, "I'm busy, I'll call you Back."
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︎ Aug 20 2022
There are no good jokes about bungee cords.
Because most punchlines are a stretch.
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︎ Oct 07 2022
What do you do if your toddler eats electrical cords?
Ground them until they conduct themselves properly
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︎ Jun 15 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords! What do it do?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
Edit: Thanks for the upvolts and awards. Gotta go, my son just flipped a breaker!
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︎ Nov 17 2021
A friend of mine damaged his vocal cords some time ago.
I haven't heard from him.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
electrifying!
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︎ Jan 04 2023
Why wouldnβt the spinal cord ask out itβs crush
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︎ Jun 23 2022
I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord?
He thought he could socket to him.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
Why do Amish buggies have a cord that goes from the cab to around the horses testicles?
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︎ Jun 11 2022
Jokes about birth are easy if you want to get a laugh
It's just all about the delivery
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︎ Jan 04 2023
My daughter has been chewing on electric cords.
So I grounded her until she conducts herself properly.
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︎ Jul 05 2021
Computer programmer was out driving
A computer programmer was driving whilst contemplating the idea of a 2 to be added to the binary system, so consumed by this conundrum resulting in a lack of attention to the road. She crashed shortly thereafter and was attached to a life support in a hospital overnight. Doctors told her family "we've tried everything but nothing seems to be working, it's time you say your goodbyes". Her husband entered and said "I'm no good at this, I don't know what to do", her child tripped over the life support cord and unplugged it, the child then replugged the life support in and miraculously the computer programmer woke up instantly and starting putting on her boots. The doctor exclaimed "Impossible, how did you recover so fast?!"
"I was turned off and on again so I'm booting up"
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︎ Jan 11 2023
I caught my son chewing on an extension cord
So I had to ground him
Don't worry, he puts conducting himself properly now
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︎ Jul 28 2021
A biology teacher grew human vocal cords from stem cells in the labβ¦
The results speak for themselves.
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︎ Oct 21 2021
If at first you don't succeed...
Skydiving might not be the sport for you.
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︎ Oct 04 2022
Swallowed two pieces of string earlier.
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︎ Nov 04 2022
Cutting an umbilical cord is very painful.
So painful, it's usually months before the victim can walk.
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︎ Nov 06 2021
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.
Heβs doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Jan 23 2023
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cordβ¦
β¦so I grounded him.
Heβs doing better currently and conducted himself properly.
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︎ Jan 21 2023
My son started to chew on electrical cordsβ¦
I had to ground him.
Heβs doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
My wife was shocked at my response to this.
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︎ Oct 25 2022
Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish
The results speak for themselves.
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︎ Jan 02 2023
My son wants to use an extension cord as a belt.
I won't have him waisting electricity.
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︎ Dec 13 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords
He's now grounded until he conducts himself properly
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︎ Sep 18 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords
So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly
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︎ Jun 16 2022
My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
I'm so happy to report that he is doing better currently AND conducting himself properly.
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︎ Sep 25 2022
My son was chewing on electrical cords so i had to ground him..
He is doing better currently and conducting himself properly
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︎ Feb 10 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Mar 03 2022
What do you do when your son has started eating electrical cords?
You ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Jan 11 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords
So i grounded him, until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Aug 08 2022
My son has been eating electrical cords but I found a solution
I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
my toddler was chewing on an electrical cord...
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︎ Dec 24 2021
My son has been eating electrical cords. What should I do?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Dec 13 2021
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Aug 09 2021
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord.
So I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly.
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︎ Jul 06 2021
My son has been eating electrical cords
So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Oct 20 2021
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
Heβs doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My son kept chewing on the electrical cord,
So I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
He's now conducting himself properly.
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︎ Aug 19 2021
I had to punish my kid because he won't stop eating electrical cords.
I told him he's grounded until he conducts himself properly.
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︎ Aug 10 2021
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