I asked the Baker if he had any chess- themed cakes.
He said "Check, mate."
Then I found a chessboard designed cake.
The next day I came back to return it.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
I said
"Stale, mate."
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︎ Jul 04 2021
Where do bakers learn to defend themselves?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What is a baker's favorite drink?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What do you call a bakers child?
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
β¦because he kneaded a poo
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Today I learned the proper way to greet a German baker
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Why do most bakers feel pressured to drink?
Their lifestyles are very whisk-y
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︎ Jun 18 2021
What did the baker say during a robbery?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Where do the most generous bakers come from?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Did you hear about the anxious baker in Nevada?
Fear and loaving in Las Vegas
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︎ Jun 14 2021
Why did the baker get fired?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What do bakers hate a lot?
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Why does the bread feel so insecure around the baker?
He always has to prove himself.
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︎ May 28 2021
Why did the baker throw in a dozen lemons to his bread mix?
He wanted to make sour dough.
What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?
This is sour, doh!
Source: Bread Jokes
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︎ May 31 2021
What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
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︎ May 07 2021
Why did the baker take out a business loan?
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︎ May 14 2021
This popped in my head a few days ago. Why did the baker freak out after his latest project?
Because what he made was stolen!
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︎ Apr 02 2021
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.
He specializes in four chin cookies.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
there is no margarine for error.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?
Because he didn't knead it!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Why did the baker smell like shit?
Because he kneaded a poo.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
This year, 2021, I want more dough than a baker
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︎ Jan 11 2021
DEECH and DEE were in love
DEECHβs last name was ICKEN and though DEE loved him dearly when they got married, she didnβt want to take his last name. So she decided to keep her own, which was YEG
So hereβs the question: On their wedding night when they made love, who do you think came first
DEECH ICKEN OR DEE YEG?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What do bakers tell their children at night?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My poor friend recently became a baker.
He really kneaded the dough.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
How did the baker react when he was knighted?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why was the baker desperate in the morning?
Because he kneaded flour before the buyers arrived.
(Thanks, I will go now)
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︎ Nov 13 2020
How do German bakers greet each other?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What kind of shoes do baker's wear
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︎ Feb 24 2021
How do German bakers say βgood byeβ?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why did the Baker have brown hands?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
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