Convertible Car Puns

A list of puns related to "Convertible Car"

Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.

The facts are mind blowing.

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👤︎ u/Woof_574
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car? - A convertible.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.

He was having a midlife Chrysler.

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👤︎ u/SquarePegSquared
📅︎ Apr 10 2016
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The smart bunny

A lion was chasing a rabbit suddenly out of nowhere a fairy appeared and told them that if they quit fighting she'd grant 3 wishes to both of them They both agreed First it was the Lion's turn Lion- convert all the lions of the jungle into lionesses GRANTED Bunny- teach me the art of driving cars GRANTED Lion- convert all the lions of the neighboring jungles into lionesses GRANTED Bunny- Get me the fastest car GRANTED Lion(3RD WISH) convert all other lions in the world into lionesses GRANTED Bunny starts his car and shouts froM THE WINDOW Make THIS LION GAY!

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👤︎ u/Preetish-Rai
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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Car seats arrived for the twins. I had my wife convinced she ordered the wrong type since we drive an SUV.

She ordered Graco "convertible" car sets

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👤︎ u/LeatherDan
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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