In 1800, conspirators nearly killed Napoleon with a bomb

He was almost Blownaparte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FairyFeller_
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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my daughter got chocolate on her math homework

only 6 years old and she's already fudging numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2022
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If a scandal conspired involving Musk getting bigger?

Elongate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Two crows land on a park bench.

They were arrested for conspiring to murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codenewt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, β€œNow we are even.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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