You know why all elephants are console gamers?
'Cause they're afraid of the mouse
What’s a witch’s favorite game console?
What is the police's favorite gaming console?
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
My friend once tried to console me when I was going through a rough time, saying "It could be worse mate - you could be stuck in one of those underground water things".
I know he meant well, but it didn't really help.
Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
I asked a Frenchman whether he owned any gaming consoles
My dad was consoling my baby niece and he picked up a bag of sweet potatoes and said
"Just like Popeye used to say, 'I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.'"
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
My best friend got sentenced to life in prison, and I wanted to console him
I said, "Imagine you're a cat!"
What game console do the French play the most?
What gets deducted from a computer programmer’s pay check!
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
Just ordered a 12” wide console table to go by our entryway door.
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
A man decided to attend his friend's funeral. He approached his friend's widow and after a consoling hug said "Plethora".
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
How do you console Thanos when he's upset?
Bruh, Just Snap out if it
Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
Buddy is telling me all the news around next gen console builds are just rumors..
So it's all specsulation?
Do you know what I do when my playstation is sad?
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console
What is a Communist's favorite video game console?
What is France’s favorite game console?
What Did The Nintendo Consoles Say After The Gym?
My nephew failed a grammar test. I consoled him
I said "their there they're"
What’s a Communists favourite videogame console?
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
Thanks for the consolation dad
Me - don't feel so good
Dad - well of its any consolation, you don't look good either
What is an ambulances favourite game console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.
What are paramedics favorite gaming console?
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