Conjunct Puns

...that's a site for sore eyes.

Nevertheless

It was a site for sore eyes

It's a site for sore eyes.

...But, fuck it.

The experience was a real eye-opener.

but she really hates when I use the wrong one.

The great conjunction

It was quite a site for eye sores.

Me: Not today, Dad.

My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face

I use because, because, because is a conjunction.

Andeos.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

Playing soccer with my 8 year old brother (I'm sortve like an uncle to him) when he then says his eye is hurting.

Me: Really are you okay?

Him: Yeah it's alright. It happens sometimes when I'm reading and i can't make out the words.

Me: (thinking he may have dyslexia) Oh really, what happens to the words when you try to read them?

Him: I can't read them. Sometimes words just moosh together, like "they" and "are" become one word, it's weird.

Me: Maybe you just have conjunctivitis!

XD

(Then had to explain what "conjunctivitis" and a "conjunction" is - still a win in my books)

My other half has been on medication for conjunctivitis and she's been complaining about it for about a week. Well earlier she put some cream round her eye and she said to me:

"I must have put it too close to my eye as it feels like I've got a film over it"

My reply was

"Is it any good? I fancy a good movie"

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

It's a site for sore eyes.

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

Now that's a site for sore eyes

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

It's a site for sore eyes.

Now that’s a site for sore eyes.

A site for sore eyes

Now there's a site for sore eyes.

Now that's a site for sore eyes

It's a site for sore eyes.

http://conjunctivitis.com/