I went to conjunctivitis.com

...that's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?

Nevertheless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.

It was a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoompa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Putting a conjunction before an interjection can sound sexual...

...But, fuck it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edward01986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What did the man with conjunctivitis say to the journalist?

The experience was a real eye-opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My wife is really picky about conjunctions

but she really hates when I use the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solemnbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I just saw AND!

The great conjunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoCoCo96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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When I got pinkeye I went to a conjunctivitis website for help.

It was quite a site for eye sores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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My Dad: Can you tell me a sensible sentence that uses the word 'because', three times, consecutively?

Me: Not today, Dad.

My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face

I use because, because, because is a conjunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yours_petpeeve
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What’s the perfect cookie to eat with Oreos?

Andeos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A preposition is not a good word to end a sentence with.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Got my 8 year old brother with double pun, that left him in silence and me in laughter (as usual)

Playing soccer with my 8 year old brother (I'm sortve like an uncle to him) when he then says his eye is hurting.

Me: Really are you okay?

Him: Yeah it's alright. It happens sometimes when I'm reading and i can't make out the words.

Me: (thinking he may have dyslexia) Oh really, what happens to the words when you try to read them?

Him: I can't read them. Sometimes words just moosh together, like "they" and "are" become one word, it's weird.

Me: Maybe you just have conjunctivitis!

XD

(Then had to explain what "conjunctivitis" and a "conjunction" is - still a win in my books)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Behemoth_The_Cat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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Got the SO with this one earlier

My other half has been on medication for conjunctivitis and she's been complaining about it for about a week. Well earlier she put some cream round her eye and she said to me:

"I must have put it too close to my eye as it feels like I've got a film over it"

My reply was

"Is it any good? I fancy a good movie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brighteyedbob
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0dular
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Have you visited conjunctivitis.com?

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mana_Maori
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

A site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evetSgiB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motionasium
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Conjunctivitis.com

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naturallyparanoid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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A site for sore eyes.

http://conjunctivitis.com/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommydudd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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