Confederated Puns

A list of puns related to "Confederated"

Which organ has the most confederate beliefs?

The Pro-State

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👤︎ u/Ater_Python
📅︎ Mar 29 2022
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My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

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👤︎ u/Icy_Debate_9878
📅︎ Feb 21 2022
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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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👤︎ u/Mattzlo
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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I don’t like puns about Confederates

They “General Lee” are as funny as a “Stonewall”

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👤︎ u/PonianYoutube
📅︎ May 24 2021
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What do you call a talentless confederate soldier?

A rebel without applause.

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👤︎ u/Delicious_Regret
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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The Articles of Confederation didn't have any common cents.
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👤︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Participation trophies

Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies

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👤︎ u/altermycarbon
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What do you call a Confederate infantryman?

A rebel without a horse

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👤︎ u/Railmouse
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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