Conducible Puns

A list of puns related to "Conducible"

Did you know sleeping with blankets is 2x as likely to conduce to better sleep?

It’s just a blanket statement.

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👤︎ u/Idkdude001
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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What's the word for 'Conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being'?
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👤︎ u/agarwalkunal12
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Grocery shopping

We're at the grocery store in the produce aisle. My dad turns to me and goes, "Where do they keep the criminal apples?"

"..."

"In the CONduce aisle."

Queue hearty laughing.

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👤︎ u/ForcedReception
📅︎ Mar 20 2014
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