One might even say I Excelled at creating it.
Seriously though, I really did this tonight, and I’m super proud of myself.
Because you wouldn’t need one if you were cool
and really only driven from time to time...
Crossfit
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
Her: are you serious?
Me: dead-ass.
except jokes.
Guacoma!
Daughter: “Dad, do you know how non-binary people harm each other?”
Dad: Puzzled, confused look “Um, no…how?”
Daughter: “They / them”. (They slash them)
Dad: “I’m so proud”
It’s called anaconda
No change is expected
So the organizers contacted the elves and started communicating their rights to them.
At first, union outreach seemed to be going well. But then the process ran aground.
The elves delivering the presents had some contact with the outside world, so they understood they were getting a bad deal and wanted to go on strike.
And even the factory elves were sympathetic, because they'd seen their coworkers be punished for getting injured.
But, as one organizer mourned,
"It's the little folks slaving away in the back of the warehouse who don't understand. They're loyal to the big man, because he keeps them so isolated."
All in all, it was a bad case of stock gnome syndrome.
The doctor is describing his condition as stable.
It's a weekness.
It is A-fib.
Jim was a sculptor; one day he wanted to prove his skills and decided to enter competitions. He found one where a millionaire has asked people to build a statue of an ant with two conditions: the ant should have toes and it should be as tall as possible. Jim spent some time planning, creating prototypes and eventually narrowed it down to two entries when suddenly the millionaire has bankrupted. The only business of them that didn’t disappear was a dairy farm, so the reward for winning the competition was changed to a lifetime supply of milk from that place. Hearing that Jim decided to participate with the smaller of his two statues of ants with toes.
— That will lower your chances to win, why on earth would you do that? - asked his friend.
— I just realised it. I… - Jim hesitated - …lack toes in taller ant.
It was citrical.
He jumped up and exclaimed, “I have to feed the dogs!”
my door is always open.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?"
The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
I’m his uncle monitor.
He almost gave me a heart attack
That wasn’t cool.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
Because he conditioned it
Inheritance
Because they use OnlyFans
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
really only driven from time to time..
It's a dad-ly disease.
Only driven from time to time.
.. really only driven from time to time.
Only driven from time to time.
Only driven from time to time!
No change is expected
