My kid has a toy set of different biblical characters, but one started talking and now it condescendingly corrects me all the time...

...what a little Noah doll.

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Welcome to the Condescending Club

I would tell you the rules, but you won’t understand them.

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WHICH BEAR IS THE MOST CONDESCENDING?

A Pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DODamongus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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I had someone tell me I was condescending

I was like, β€œDo you even know what that means?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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My girlfriend says I’m way too condescending…

(That means I speak down to people)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poohbizzle79
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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Do you know the first rule of the Condescending Club?

Well it's complex and I don't think you'd understand if I tried explaining it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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What is the most condescending type of bear?

A Pan… duh!

Be kind it’s my cake day…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogHank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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My neighbor is always dressing up as a dwarf and being condescending.

He loves to belittle people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jp_mclovin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2022
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I’m really going to try to be less condescending to people.

Condescending means to talk down to someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan63
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seahawks1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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I was driving past a prison for dwarfs the other day and saw one inmate scaling down the wall with a bunch of bedsheets tied together

I thought,

That's a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmightyOne23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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What's the antonym of condescending??

Proascending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akib333
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused, I stared up at him and he sneered back.

And I thought to myself, "Well that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imabritnotayank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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Condescending
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThElephantKiller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. β€œI’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. β€œSorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. β€œYou’re out of your head.”

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. β€œWe don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. β€œWhy not?” one yogurt asks. β€œWe’re cultured.”

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, β€œWhat are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, β€œIt’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, β€œArrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, β€œI don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Armed robbersβ€”some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.

Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugasum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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"Just take the prisoners below." the warden condescended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do call a criminal landing an airplane?

Condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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A mean crook yelled at me while going down stairs. He was a condescending con, descending.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I was going to tell you a joke about a dwarf felon walking down a set of stairs

But its a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2022
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If you don't want to buy something because it will fund a condescending king...

... then you don't want to patronise a patronising patron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quillo_Manar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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There's this elevator where it can only go up unless a prisoner operates it

I know it never lets you down but that's just condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, "Well, that's a little condescending." 9gag.com/gag/aBQVAjQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSkyentist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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People always tell me I’m too patronising

That means I treat them as if they’re stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewAccWhoDis93
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2022
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did you hear about the convicted criminal who looks down on people and while going downstairs?

He's a condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T4ctical_Nuk3z06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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Why was the short inmate thrown into the ocean?

He was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReallyBag
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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Which bear is more condescending

A pan-dah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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Which bear is most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Albear
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2022
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What type of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Downtown_Desk6819
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2022
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What bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_You_Know_Wh0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Which type of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duuhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElStorm2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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I was told once that I can be condescending.....

that means talk down to people.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A Pan-Duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SometimesGlad1389
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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What is the most condescending animal?

A Pan-DUH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathGuyTony
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What kind of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I've been told I'm condescending.

(That means I talk down to people.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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People say I can be condescending...

That's when you talk down to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlainetheMono19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall

I thought to myself β€œthat’s a little condescending”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfreak900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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Yesterday I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. When I looked at him, he sneered back at me

I thought to myself β€œwell, that’s a little condescending”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pervertpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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Every year I know my girlfriend is going to ask me in that same condescending voice whether I'm going to do something different with my hair for Reggaefest.

And every year I've dreaded it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I was driving past a prison, and I saw a dwarf scaling down the prison wall. Confused, I stared up at him and he sneered back.

I thought to myself, "Well that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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Apparently I can be pretty condescending

Which means to talk down to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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My friends tell me I’m too condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Tall people are so condescending

They’re always talking down to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself that was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlaBearsFan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2022
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2022
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Today I saw a dwarf laughing as he climbed down a prison wall

And I thought, "That's a little condescending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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