Colourblind Puns

A list of puns related to "Colourblind"

I just went the doctors, turns out I’m colourblind

The results came completely out of the purple!

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I'm so angry that I've gone colourblind.....

I'm seeing red.

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👤︎ u/radiofirey
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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I just figured out I was colourblind

It came out of the yellow!

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👤︎ u/AdamTheMango
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I was just diagnosed as colourblind

You know, it really came out of the purple

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👤︎ u/TitaniumPeak
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Being colourblind is hard ._.
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👤︎ u/NemotheChibi
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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I just recently got diagnosed as colourblind

Well that came out the purple

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👤︎ u/oyrx25th
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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I've just been told I'm colourblind

I know, the diagnosis was out of the purple.

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👤︎ u/punsize
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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Found out I was colourblind the other day

Strange, it’s just came right out of the purple

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👤︎ u/Tonto1980
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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Dad joke in reddit comment section.

So I saw this in a reddit comment section. The post was an image of a map that had red marks on it. the red marks represented certain events. ( I am also colourblind and i'll have to agree with Guy1 )

Guy1: as a colourblind person i can't see shit

Guy2: check the toilet, they are pretty much all the same.

So this was a really lame joke but it still craked me up.

Picture of the comment: http://imgur.com/FYPPeEl

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👤︎ u/WilleeTM
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
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👤︎ u/Jay2235
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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