Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
It's a gray area.
It blue my mind.
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
that came completely out of the orange
My afghan is tan.
Dye of the dead!
It really came out of the purple.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
a-reptile-disfunction.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
Yeah it blue up.
I see red people
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
It was always so jaded.
I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, “why didn’t you charge for the paint?” I said, “don’t worry about the paint. It’s on the house.”
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
Reptile dysfunction
Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.
They are the only colors I see.
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
