Semicolon
They both have a great time.
Me why?
You should use a semi-colon for shorter poops
Does that mean dad's gonna have a semi-colon?
The Rifle Tower 😩
Me Why?
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
Does that mean the other six enjoy it?
:
It's been done, thank you, have a great day. :)
Doctor: You have been diagnosed of Short Bowel Syndrome. It means you have a half functioning colon.
English Teacher: You mean I have a semi-colon?
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
She dumped me for the improper use of the colon
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
Once you reach the appendix, you’re done.
Credit to my Dad.
Edit: he corrected me. It should say textbook
Patient: yes.
Doctor: what do you smoke?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
Because he has a semi colon.
Yeah, it turns out it had some horribly backwards takes on indigenous rights. A colon-eyes-er in the truest sense of the word.
would that give you a colon oz copy?
Gastroenterologists have heard every colon/rectum/bile/poop-related joke ad naseum, but I managed to sling a couple of original zingers while being prepped for my colonoscopy.
#1
Me to anesthesiologist: How long have you worked at this clinic?
Anest: About a year. Been with field medical teams my entire career. This is the first time settled down in a clinic...and first time in gastro.
Me: I see. After years in the field, how do like working in an orifice?
Anest.: LOL, no idea how I haven't heard that one yet.
#2
Doctor: We're administering the sedative now. You'll wake up in the recovery bay where I'll brief you.
Me: OK, I'll see you on the outside...[getting groggy]...after you see me on the inside...
Doctor: OK, I'm stealing that one....
Because semi-colons don't complete a sentence!
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
Crustopher Colombus
Me Why?
Me; What?
English Teacher: What does that mean?
Doctor: It means you have a half functioning colon. In other words you have a half-a-colon.
English Teacher: Oh you mean I have a Semicolon?
Doctor: :|
English Teacher: ;)
Me;
They both have a good time.
He was given two consecutive sentences.
Now I have a semi-colon.
