Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...
Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..
Son to Dad: I desperately need some pocket protectors
Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both
The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.
It was a worst case scenario.
Protector of words
If it was possible to be a protector of the spoke pun, i would be the worden
