My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

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👤︎ u/-Masderus-
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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👤︎ u/uptwolait
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Solid Argument
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👤︎ u/RCoder01
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms

Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"

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/r/Dadjokes runs strong in my family...

We got onto the subject of colloidal silver turning people blue (not like Yondu) and my 7 year old son said after seeing pictures...

"Thats what you call a case of the blues."

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👤︎ u/Warshrimp
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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At walmart

My girlfriend and I were grabbing some food at Walmart when she accidentally bumped into this other mans kart and he turned around and while looking at where the karts colloided said with a blank face "I really hope you have insurance"

For some reason it was the funniest thing ever to me, guess I'm into dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/lucasjason
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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