Colby Donaldson Puns

The scene where Jerry and Amber are talking about eating chocolate and then Jerry starts talking about eating chocolate off of Colby and he gets pissed because he wants to focus on the challenge. Like he has two beautiful women flirting with him and he won’t just play back a little.

Also when him and Jerry go on the reward and there’s champagne and he’s like “we probably shouldn’t be drinking if we’re going diving”. He’s such a dad, it’s hilarious.

I was just reading this old thread and had an interesting realization.

Colby Donaldson was the 100th person voted out of Survivor.

They incorrectly state that Fairplay was the 100th person.

While he was the 100th person to exit the game, 3 before him left via methods other than being voted out.

Then someone tries to say that Rob C. is the 100th person, but he’s already been voted out before. He’s only the 100th vote out.

Thus, Colby Donaldson is the 100th PERSON voted out of Survivor.

I'm watching Reba right now, and just got to season 9 episode 2. A guy walked on screen and I was like, I know that face. I know that voice. And it's COLBY. So dang cute! I love finding Survivor players out of context!

If they were to do a season like this, I think he does deserve to be on one, because he was the original challenge beast type player and he purposely brought Tina to FTC because she needed the money the most and deserved to be there. And also when he was looking back on his HVV performance he said it was just because he hadn’t stayed into survivor but since then he has been watching and says he would like to play again.

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Drunk Colby was rambling and raving (!!) about Survivor and said he would play again. I've never seen him so enthusiastic about the show ever.

He also says he and his wife tape each season and watch the entire thing with their daughter.

Also Stephen seemed to be having "Joe flashbacks" with the 3 alpha's all on stage. He looked a bit uncomfortable the whole time.

It can be from any season. Mine is "If's and buts were candy and nuts then we would have ourselves a merry Christmas"

Even Ozzy admitted in his bio that he's gotten fat. I think he was inspired by Colby and has been eating a few too many Hershey bars

The idea of a Survivor player's "kill list" is to take the name of every contestant they successfully voted off, then anagram all the names into a new sentence or group of words.

Note: From now on, these will be marked spoiler, due to the fact I want to be considerate to anyone who hasn't watched all of the players' seasons. Also, these were started back before Edge of Extinction came out, so I will create one for those once the HvV set is complete.

Colby played against Jerri three times. Only once did he outlast her, in the Australian Outback. In AS and HvV, Jerri outlasted him by one episode and wrote his name down when he got eliminated. Today, however, you can bet they'd spend some time together on the Edge of Extinction if they played again!

Colby Donaldson

Kel (S2)

Maralyn (S2)

Mitchell (S2)

Jeff (S2)

Alicia (S2)

Jerri (S2)

Nick (S2)

Rodger (S2)

Elisabeth (S2)

Keith (S2)

Richard (S8)

Sugar (S20)

Cirie (S20)

James (S20)

Candice (S20)

Danielle (S20)

Result: Morally Lethargic Alibi Misjudgment – A Lifelike Tearjerker Arc…and He’s Jerkin His Hard Icicle in Clear Dice Café

Overall Kill-Rate Average: 5.33

The argument with the holocaust survivor and Colby about who is the real survivor is pure gold. Never seen this episode, wasn’t expecting it at all lol.

No Snacks !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Qf6vGixy8

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/486897775506751488/kn0A8U0M_400x400.jpeg

Such majesty

http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/colby-donaldson-survivor-2.jpg

Much strategy

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ruqllRxm7Q4/TpO64KfQiSI/AAAAAAAACHE/DNp7OFXzgu4/s1600/Colby%2BDonaldson-9.jpg

The physical prowess

He is the true winner of The Australian Outback, All-Stars, and Hereos vs Villians. Unlike those witchbags Tina, Amber, and Sandra.

As far as I know form my on research it could be an Atwood Palm Leaf.

If anyone knows where I can buy one online or in store, it's much appreciated.

Link:http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090211/Sexy-Hot-Survivors/Colby-Donaldson_l.jpg

1- Cirie Fields (Micronesia)

2- Dominic Abbate (Ghost Island)

3- Rob Cesternino (Amazon)

4- Stephen Fishbach (Tocantins)

5- David Wright (MvGx)

6- Jonny FairPlay (Pearl Islands)

7- Amanda Kimmel (Micronesia)

8- Aubry Bracco (KR)

9- Rafe Judkins (Guatemala)

10- Kelley Wentworth (Cambodia)

11- Russell Hantz (Samoa)

12- Malcolm Freberg (Philippines)

13- Yau Man Chan (Fiji)

14- Kathy Vavrick O’brien (Marquesas)

15- Jerri Manthey (HvV)

16- Spencer Bledsoe (Cambodia)

17- Lex Van Den Berghe (Africa)

18- Ian Rosenberger (Palau)

19- Taj Johnson George (Tocantins)

20- Scout Cloud Lee (Vanuatu)

21- Coach Wade (South Pacific)

22- Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands)

23- Keith Nale (SJDS)

24- Colby Donaldson (AO)

25- Devon Pinto (HHH)

26- Mike White (DvG)

27- Lauren Ashley Beck (IOTI)

28- Cydney Gillon (KR)

29- Courtney Yates (China)

30- Trish Hegarty (Cagayan)

31- Neleh Dennis (Marquesas)

32- Dawn Meehan (Caramoan)

33- Carolyn Rivera (Worlds Apart)

34- Jon Misch (SJDS)

35- Chrissy Hoffbeck (HHH)

36- Lisa Whelchel (Philippines)

37- Jonathan Penner (Philippines)

38- Ami Cusack (Vanuatu)

39- Rodney Lavoie (Worlds Apart)

40- Sue Hawk (Borneo)

I think they could be switched around but a general list!

EDIT: This is not a ranking, but a list of games.

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Doesn’t even have to be a multi-season player, could even be a solo who either deserves a shot at redemption (Jessica Lewis?) or wants to prove they’re worthy (Underwood).

A couple I’d personally enjoy are:

• Colby Donaldson: It would be kinda lame if his last appearance is HvV where he was clearly miserable the entire time.

• Rupert: He gave up his spot in BvW (yet again living up to his season’s theme) but we were robbed of seeing him play again. I’d enjoy seeing his arc completed on a legends season.

• Controversial one but, Russell Hantz: The most polarizing player in history. Changed the game. Managed to take his downtrodden alliance of 4 all the way to the end while severely outnumbered. Somehow did it again in HvV.

He came back way too early in RI, of course nobody would believe he changed in a year. But it’s been over a decade now & a lot of things have happened. His RI exit was weak, and I’d like to see him get a proper ending.

• JT Thomas: How great would a JT redemption story be? If someone could filter his crazy ideas it just might be possible (how amazing was it when he stranded his tribe on the boat in GC so he could search for the idol?).

He’d more than likely do some stupid shit & have it blow up in his face again but how entertaining would that be? He could also potentially prove that he is a top tier winner.

Yours?

Borneo- Sue Hawk

Australian Outback- Colby Donaldson

Africa- Lex Van Den Berghe

Marquesas- Kathy Vavrick O’brien

Thailand- Helen Glover

Amazon- Rob Cesternino

Pearl Islands- JFP

All Stars- Rob Mariano

Vanuatu- Scout Cloud Lee

Palau- Ian Rosenberger

Guatemala- Rafe Judkins

Panama- Cirie Fields

Cook Islands- Ozzy Lusth

Fiji- Yau Man Chan

China- Amanda Kimmel

Micronesia- Cirie Fields

Gabon- ‘Sugar’ Kiper

Tocantins- Stephen Fishbach

Samoa- Russell Hantz

Heroes v Villains- Parvati Shallow

Nicaragua- Holly Hoffman

Redemption Island- Ashley Underwood

South Pacific- Coach Wade

One World- Sabrina Thompson

Philippines- Malcolm Freberg

Caramoan- Dawn Meehan

Blood v Water- Ciera Eastin

Cagayan- Trish Heagerty

SJDS- Jaclyn Schultz

Worlds Apart- Carolyn Rivera/Rodney Lavoie

Cambodia- Spencer Bledsoe

Kaoh Rong- Aubry Bracco

MvGx- David Wright

Game Changers- Cirie Fields

HvHvH- Devon Pinto

Ghost Island- Dominic Abbate

DvG- Alison Raybould

EoE- Victoria Baamonde

IOTI- Lauren Ashley Beck

Winners at war- Sarah Lacina

41- Ricard Foye

##Champions:

• Earl Cole
• Jeremy Collins
• Kim Spradlin
• Parvati Shallow
• Boston Rob Mariano
• Sandra Diaz-Twine
• Sarah Lacina
• Tina Wesson
• Tony Vlachos
• Yul Kwon

##Challengers

• Andrea Boehlke
• Aubry Bracco
• Coach Wade
• Cirie Fields
• Colby Donaldson
• Jerri Manthey
• Jonathan Penner
• Kelley Wentworth
• Malcolm Freberg
• Ozzy Lusth

Here’s an image of my cast

##So Kim and her twin sister, Doo Kim:

• So and Doo were originally cast for SJDS, so I think it’d be a good redemption story for both of them. The sister who got booted first and has something to prove (So), and the sister who was inches away from playing, but never got the chance (Doo)

##Devon Pinto and his mom, Sonia Pinto:

• Devon was one of the better strategic players in HvHvH, and had he made it to FTC over Ben. Then he’d have won. He has stated that he’d be open to playing again, but only for BvW3, and with his mom. So I think CBS can make it happen, and he’d definitely be my male winner pick.

##Cirie Fields and her son, Jared Fields:

• I think at least a good portion of us can agree that Cirie can play a million times and we’d never get tired of her. Also, for anyone who didn’t know, Jared was originally cast for David vs. Goliath, but he dropped out last minute and because he did, we got another fan favorite, Davie. I think if we see Jared actually come to play and it’s with his mom, who is a legend. It could be really entertaining.

##Terry Dietz and his son, Danny Dietz:

• Terry definitely deserves at least one more chance considering how he left in Cambodia, and I thought what better way for him to come back a third time then for BvW3 and with his son, who he left the game to be with.

##Vecepia Towery and her nephew, Roy L. Williams:

• I personally think that Vee is beyond overdue for a return, especially after how she got shafted from the WaW casting process. Also, her nephew used to play play for the Dallas Cowboys and we already have Alan Ball and Danny McCray who also used to play for them, nothing wrong with adding another one.

##Adam Klein and his girlfriend, Kailey Maurer:

• Whether or not you like Adam as a player, you have to admit that he knows how to bring the entertainment. I honestly think Kailey might have him beat in all aspects of the game and could be a very strong player if she’s given the chance to be on the show. She’d actually be my female winner pick.

##Noura Salman and her sister, Lana Bussard:

• Okay, I know this is a hot take considering the controversy surrounding her regarding the vaccines, but as crazy as she is. She’s a very entertaining character and I’m interested to see how Lana does since she seems to be the more mellow one between the two. Also, I need to keep to the 50% POC rule and this is more about getting Lana on the show, than se

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1. Parvati Shallow
2. Domenick Abbate
3. Aubry Bracco
4. Rob Mariano
5. Stephen Fishbach
6. Chrissy Hofbeck
7. Amanda Kimmel (1.0)
8. Coach Wade
9. Ozzy Lusth
10. Mike White
11. Spencer Bledsoe
12. Amanda Kimmel (2.0)
13. Colby Donaldson
14. Stephenie LaGrossa
15. Courtney Yates
16. Twila Tanner
17. Carolyn Rivera
18. Russell Hantz (1.0)
19. Lisa Whelchel
20. Sabrina Thompson
21. Sugar Kiper
22. Tasha Fox
23. Kelly Wiglesworth
24. Tai Trang
25. Dawn Meehan
26. Hannah Shapiro
27. Michele Fitzgerald
28. Xander Hastings
29. Danielle DiLorenzo
30. Jaclyn Schultz
31. Gavin Whitson
32. Ryan Ulrich
33. Brad Culpepper
34. Chase Rice
35. Dean Kowalski
36. Natalie Anderson
37. Monica Culpepper
38. Russell Hantz (2.0)
39. Angelina Keeley
40. Deshawn Radden
41. Neleh Dennis
42. Woo Hwang
43. Becky Lee
44. Kim Johnson
45. Susie Smith
46. Gervase Peterson
47. Katie Gallagher
48. Chelsea Meissner
49. Sash Lenahan
50. Julie Rosenberg
51. Sherri Biethman
52. Dreamz Herd
53. Albert Destrade
54. Laurel Johnson
55. Cassandra Franklin
56. Michael Skupin
57. Ken McNickle
58. Matthew von Ertfelda
59. Mick Trimming
60. Noura Salman
61. Missy Payne
62. Lillian Morris
63. Troyzan Robertson
64. Clay Jordan
65. Natalie Tenerelli
66. Phillip Sheppard
67. Will Sims II

Asking this because, I am rewatching Palau, and Ibrehem is consistently terrible in challenges, but looks very muscular and in shape. The most obvious recent example of this happening is Wardog, but who are others?

I have way too much time on my hands so I decided to make this lol. Maybe I'll update it with future returnee seasons, I don't rly know, I just thought this would be fun since I'm super into Survivor statistics and shit.

• Natalie Anderson: 1.5
• Michele Fitzgerald: 2
• Ben Driebergen: 3
• Reiman Bledsoe: 3 (or 3.5 if you consider him a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
• Tai Trang, Denise Stapley: 3.5
• Nick Wilson: 4
• Tasha Fox: 4 (or 4.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
• Keith Nale, Big Tom, Danielle DiLorenzo, John Cochran: 4.5
• Amanda Kimmel: 4.67
• Kim Spradlin-Wolfe, Erik Reichenbach, Gervase Peterson: 5
• Sarah Lacina: 5.33
• Sophie Clarke, Troyzan Robertson, Stephen Fishbach. Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien, Jenna Lewis: 5.5
• Parvati Shallow, Abi-Maria Gomes, Phillip Sheppard, Lex can den Berghe, Aras Baskauskas: 6
• Dawn Meehan: 6 (or 6.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Caramoan)
• Colby Donaldson, Jeremy Collins, Coach Wade: 6.33
• Adam Klein, Courtney Yates, Kelly Wiglesworth, REDACTED: 6.5
• Andrea Boehlke: 6.67
• Ozzy Lusth: 6.75
• Tony Vlachos, Wendell Holland, FFGCSDTA, Eliza Orlins: 7
• Cirie Fields: 7.25
• Jerri Manthey: 7.33
• Russel Hantz: 7.33 (11.25 if you count AUS Survivor)
• Yul Kwon, David Wright, Richard Hatch: 7.5
• Aubry Bracco, Tina Wesson: 7.67
• Brenda Lowe, Laura Morret, Kass McQuillen, Woo Hwang, Alicia Calaway, Shii Ann Huang, Monica Culpepper: 8
• Sandra Diaz-Twine: 8.25
• Ami Cusack, Sue Hawk, Brad Culpepper, Tom Westman, Jenna Morasca: 8.5
• Boston Rob: 8.6
• Tyson Apostol: 8.75
• Amber Mariano, JT Thomas, Kimmi Kappenberg, Terry Deitz, Rob Cesternino: 9
• Kelley Wentworth, James Clement, Stephenie LaGrossa: 9.33
• Rupert Boneham, Zeke Smith, Corinne Kaplan, Bobby Jon Drinkard: 9.5
• Jonathan Penner: 9.67
• Ethan Zohn, Malcolm Freberg, Danni Boatwright, Debbie Wanner, Rudy Boesch: 10
• Michaela Bradshaw, Kat Edorsson, Brandon Hantz: 10.5
• Joe Anglim, Candice Cody: 10.67
• Yau-Man Chan, Andrew Savage: 11
• Monica Padilla, Peih-Gee Law, Sugar Kiper, Jonny Fairplay: 11.5
• Ciera Eastin: 11.67
• Hali Ford: 12
• Randy Bailey: 13
• Shirin Oskooi: 13.5
• Jeff Varner: 13.67
• Russell Swan: 14.5
• Vytas Baskauskas: 15
• Colton Cumbie: 16
• Caleb Reynolds: 16.5
• Francesca Hogi: 19

We got all winners, all stars etc. But I'd like to see an all-runners up season, because unlike the tone of trying to prove ur an all star / worthy winner or be the best of the best, the runner ups would likely play an also exciting if not more cut throat game knowing what their mistakes were and knowing what it takes to win.

Cast pool. Kelly Wiglesworth, Colby Donaldson, Kim Powers, Neleh Dennis, Clay, Matt, Lil, Twila, Katie Gallagher, Stephenie Lagrossa, Danielle Dilorenzo, Ozzy, Cassandra, Dreamz, Courtney Yates, Amanda Kimmel, queen Jesusita "Susie" Smith, Stephen Fishbach, Chase, Natalie Tenerelli, Coach, Sabrina, Lisa (redacted is a no), Dawn, Sherri, Monica Culpepper, Woo Hwang, Jaclyn, Carolyn, Will, Tasha, Spencer (whats his new name again), Aubry, Hannah, Ken, Brad Culpepper, Chrissie, Domenick, Mike White, I'll add Angelina too coz queen deserves lolz, Gavin, Dean, Deshawn.

Cast = 20. Starting tribes of 2.

My picks.

Males

Brad Culpepper

Benjamin "Coach" Wade

Colby Donaldson

Deshawn

Domenick

Dreamz

Gavin

Mike White

Ozzy

Woo Hwang

Females (omg so much to choose from)

Amanda Kimmel (alt coz i doubt she'll play anymore)

Aubry (alt, honestly do we need a 4th appearance?)

Queen Angelina

Carolyn

Courtney Yates

Danielle Dilorenzo

Kelly Wiglesworth OG.

Lisa

Monica Culpepper coz why not

Sabrina

Susie Smith

Tasha

Starting tribes.

Tribe 1: Brad and Monica Culpepper, Coach, Courtney, Dreamz, Tasha, Mike, Angelina, Gavin, Lisa.

Tribe 2 : Woo, Danielle, Deshawn, Susie, Ozzy, Carolyn, Colby, Kelly, Domenick, Sabrina.

Swap at 15 to 3 tribes.

Merges at 12.

9 person Jury

No F4 fire unless 2-2 tie

Surprise F2.

Advantages, 1 HII clue at each camp, so 3 pre-merge but could be hidden in challenge, camp or anywhere depending on clue, 1 clue at merge camp, total 4 HII

1 extra vote from reward challenge, can only be used at F9, F7 or F5. Can be willed if holder grts voted out prior to using.

Would Colby ever play again? In HvV pre-merge Colby really didn’t seem like he wanted to be there but post-merge he was there to win.

Do you think he would comeback and play again?