Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Strict dress code
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's the dress code?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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this code is a start of a monopoly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherewhyhowwhen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Dress Code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luccebest1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelticGaelic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Dress Code.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petey_Yum_Yum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why do Americans think that continent codes don't apply to them?

It's N/A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toforama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why do Noweigians put bar codes on their ships?

For when they need to Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What do spanish programmers code in?

SΓ­ ++

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuberz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stratospher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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It’s a bear code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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It's dress code.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Dress Code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Today I found out that the Swedish navy has giant bar codes on the side of their ships,

so when they return they have to Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Monss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a person who codes for living and also good at playing games?

A pro gamer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicemuslimguy123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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When I was a kid, I really wanted to learn Morse Code

...my hopes were dashed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yitzilitt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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The female version of The Bro Code should be called The Sister Act.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MurphysCook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerMig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.

You can say.... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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The zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210. This zip code for Dawson's Creek is 90108...

For my liiifffeee to be oveeeerrrr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dude1492
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliealphazulu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rf_h3rd3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do spanish programmers code in?

Si++

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