Coarseness Puns

He talked with a rasp.

He hates it when it's high ground.

It wasn't a serious crime, so the judge imposed the medium fine, payable in due coarse.

Of Coarse It Is!

"Of coarse I do," I replied.

Of coarse they do, it doesn’t jump from July 3rd to July 5th.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.

there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.

A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D

The class had just scratched the surface!

Because he does not like coarse sand.

I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!

So my sister asked me to call her cell phone, so i of coarse said "here cell phone here come out cell phone". She then yelled at me and said "nooooooo use your cell phone to call mine", i said "yes of coarse how silly of me". I then went to get my cell phone, i then made a recording of my self calling for her cell phone, i proceeded to go back to her and play it. My sister was not amused and i laughed to hard.

A sailor and his buddies are walking down the streets, looking for the nearest pub. A guard takes one look at their arms and immediately arrests them for piracy. He could see their coarse hairs.