Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?

He wanted a light snack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

β€œI didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrortoremind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGamerOK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What craft does a coal miner take?

Minecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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While all physical labor jobs are hard on your body...

...Coal miners really get the shaft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Androidsunrise
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call....

...a black man with a white penis?

A Polish coal miner who goes home for lunch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wh0ligan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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