Clopping Puns

A list of puns related to "Clopping"

What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"

An Amish drive-by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What goes "clopclopclop-clop-clop-clop-clopclopclop?"

Horse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!

What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!

I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valenshyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?

A sighclops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlebear_blackfoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Overheard an old man say this to a cashier

I was at an Amish buffet this summer and I was getting ready to pay up at the register when I heard this man say:

Man -"Do you take credit cards here?" Cashier - "We do" Man - "Do you give them back? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclownwithafrown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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While out at a cousins ranch....

Seeing a horse lick another horse:

Daughter: Daddy, that horse licked that other horse!

Me: Well you know what they say, love thy NEIGHbor!

Group except me: [groans]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guacamolium
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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Back in the day, everyone owned a horse, but it was the rich that had cars. Now, everyone owns cars and it’s the rich that have horses...

The stables have turned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What kind of shoes do horses wear when they're on the beach?

Clip Clops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masinmancy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, TWANG clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop"?

An Amish driveby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mangosta007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop?

An Amish Drive-by shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astronautic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG BANG clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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