Clip Clop Puns

A list of puns related to "Clip Clop"

What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"

An Amish drive-by.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!

What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!

I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Valenshyne
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Back in the day, everyone owned a horse, but it was the rich that had cars. Now, everyone owns cars and itโ€™s the rich that have horses...

The stables have turned...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What kind of shoes do horses wear when they're on the beach?

Clip Clops

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/masinmancy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, TWANG clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop"?

An Amish driveby.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mangosta007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG BANG clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
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