Eggnog, Clinamen buns and cream cheese, with cubes, what a way to start off my day.
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Clinamen - Pool of floating porcelain bowls clinking together [Unintentional] [Clinking] [Short] youtube.com/watch?v=RdCut…
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Clinamen - Pool of floating porcelain bowls clinking together [Clinking] [Short] (x-post /r/asmr) youtube.com/watch?v=RdCut…
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Clinamen is POS inside of Pella

If you see Clinamen in Pella he is to be pearled. He entered Pella earlier and accused Cengle of using x-ray. This claim was complete bullshit and he demonstrated a lack of understanding of orebfuscator. Cengle has been banned from entering his town and he has been banned from entering ours.


If you have a problem with this please remember the town motto.

We tend to overreact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perdikkas
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New WB mystery vault under construction & can someone put Clinamen back as mod on MN so I can snitch it?

Images: https://imgur.com/a/yqsNm

It's pretty close to the old America vault at 10,600, 10,600. My best guess is that it's being made by Soapbucket and that lot, because I've seen a decent amount of snitch traffic from them near Little Latvia lately. But I really have no idea.

It's snitched and has some haphazard bastions. Not 100% sure, but it looks like the center should be 11005, 10191 or maybe 11005, 10190. Apparently no work has been done on it in a week (see this screenshot from a week ago to compare: https://i.imgur.com/vp8CR81.png).

Slope looks odd, not sure if it should be better than 6:5 or if it's stupid.


Clinamen is a member on MN, but not a mod, and I don't feel like moving Cameleopard all the way out there to put a few snitches down. If someone could readd Clinamen as mod, even if temporarily, that would be awesome. Or if I should use a different network, let me know.

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Wanted: Clinamen's pearl for 20d by stormsweeper

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clinamen - CΓ©leste Boursier-Mougenot [GIF]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habroptilus
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Letting loose with these puns
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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Wanted: Clinamen's pearl for 20d by Arkanjil

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