Why I'm leaving /r/dadjokes...
I have to get groceries from the store.
EDIT: I'm back
If woman sleeps with 10 men , she's a slut but if man does it....
He's a gay , definitely a gay
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the vegetarian club...
I was confused because I'd never met herbivore.
Dad pulled this one last night.
My mom: Explain to me how Will Smith look the same as he did in 1989?
Dad: Maybe it's just sheer Will-Power.
Laughter ensued for the rest of the night. Goddammit dad.
