"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."

"Thats a D, idiot."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Pretty chuffed with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/cIuFZpv.jpg

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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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👤︎ u/khatsos
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why did Gilbert O'Sullivan go to the bank

A loan again, naturally.

My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.

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I love telling dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.

I guess that makes me a faux pa.

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👤︎ u/cyrus9898
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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In order to be a locomotive operator...

you need to train super hard.

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A friend of mine, who was train enthusiast, died how he would have wanted by being hit by The Flying Scotsman.

He's chuffed to bits.

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👤︎ u/thedaddy71
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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"Do me a favour" said my mate.

So I insulated his loft.

He was dead chuffed.

"Bugger me with a stick" he said.

Now the ungrateful bastard is in hospital and refuses to speak to me.

You can't win.

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👤︎ u/csyrett
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Punning by myself :(
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👤︎ u/bluekronos
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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I've been waiting for this, dad-joked my 3yr old son for the first time.

Son: Do you want some Easter egg Daddy? Me: Yeah cheers mate but i'll save mine for Ron. Son: Who's Ron Daddy? Me: LATER-ON!!! HAHAHA.!!! I'm still chuffed with myself.

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