Chuffed Puns

"Thats a D, idiot."

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

A loan again, naturally.

My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.

I guess that makes me a faux pa.

you need to train super hard.

He's chuffed to bits.

So I insulated his loft.

He was dead chuffed.

"Bugger me with a stick" he said.

Now the ungrateful bastard is in hospital and refuses to speak to me.

You can't win.

Amateur punner here! Unfortunately, my friends aren't fans... But I was a bit too chuffed to keep it to myself.

Here's the country pun chain we were commenting on.

Son: Do you want some Easter egg Daddy? Me: Yeah cheers mate but i'll save mine for Ron. Son: Who's Ron Daddy? Me: LATER-ON!!! HAHAHA.!!! I'm still chuffed with myself.