"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."

"Thats a D, idiot."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Pretty chuffed with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/cIuFZpv.jpg

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📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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I love telling dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.

I guess that makes me a faux pa.

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👤︎ u/cyrus9898
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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In order to be a locomotive operator...

you need to train super hard.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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A friend of mine, who was train enthusiast, died how he would have wanted by being hit by The Flying Scotsman.

He's chuffed to bits.

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👤︎ u/thedaddy71
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Punning by myself :(
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👤︎ u/bluekronos
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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I've been waiting for this, dad-joked my 3yr old son for the first time.

Son: Do you want some Easter egg Daddy? Me: Yeah cheers mate but i'll save mine for Ron. Son: Who's Ron Daddy? Me: LATER-ON!!! HAHAHA.!!! I'm still chuffed with myself.

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